10: Finds a book on writing storys
9: Look online for writing anything ( free)
8: Find a web page on writing for $$$
7: Practice typing and writing essays
6: Pick a style of writing in practice it
5: Read and study Hunter s Thompson
4: Study Ganzo Journalism ect.
3: Ready on how to write about self
2: Make a blog page for self storys only
1: Enter a writing contest online (lots)
Just work on list as Much as you can i feel my #1 weakness is punctuation and spelling maybe some grammar just work at it find stuff you like aa fat steroid shot so the motherfucker stands out find a sick and twisted poor soul and force them to read your shitty blogs and say what other motherfucking shit you decide to write never take know work on a pseudo name to write under so people can the different in the type of writing you don't want people thinking you only have one style but you also don't want twisted sick motherfuckers to pin you in some bullshit dialed you no want to do be original as possible and still is much shit from the great run as you can because half through headed bastard you're dead and they don't need their motherfucking words anymore you might take as much where most of the people who probably could care less about it make any poor souĺ read take pride in knowing your making that poor basterd read somthing they hate so so make sure you make the goddamn thing is mother fucking expensive as possible I meant I want this poor bastard you do cringing when they're reading this shit make them have your you doing down there spine knowing garbage were typing is going into the barines for life and killing this is scary cell order for them to act like a human and not a retarded chimpanzee look it work i got your sick and twisted mind you read my demented shit and make sure you always change the name of your characters so that crazy motherfucker that you writing about doesn't come back and blow your fucking head off you can never have enough profanity hedonism debauchery you know all the good stuff that you can put into your writing make sure your stuff is the spiciest possible but them fucking names better change because you know there's some sick bastard out there waiting to use that me tax on your monkey ass anytime you can put lots of facts your stuff and plenty of Negro wisdom because that's what it's going to take to become a great writer like Dr Hunter S. Thompson. Try to make your final work at least 4200 words so you know you'll have enough for the reader to understand you're sick and twisted shit and then closing make sure the mother motherfucker gives you feedback on your work and if you don't like what they say drag her body out in the street and shoot them in the face with a high powered rifle dude that's the only way you're going to force your readers to love your word is with straight raw violence tickets go on sale right now
Sincerely
Your drinking shitfaced author
TODD STARR
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